[ in my best Jigsaw voice ]: "hello, <YOURNAMEHERE>. i want to play a game. for the last year, you've wasted your - and what is infinitely more important, MY time - with senseless, regurgitated Facebook posts. you are now challenged to show me evidence of original thought. you don't have to cure a disease or split the atom...just show me there's more to you than just quizzes about your favorite color, what celeb you think you look like, FarmVille updates ad nauseum, or (mis)quoting song lyrics. you have 90 seconds, lest i bounce you from my social network. in or out...make your choice."